So this house kitty got lost yesterday.. literally. Not metaphorically, because that happens to me everyday. And I pulled over to turn around but low and behold there was a peach stand right in front of me. I stopped, I had a ten dollar bill, I bought some peaches, and I left. Then this is what happened:
LOST GIRL PEACH COBBLER
1-2 Peach(s) (diced/sliced/smashed/whatever)
1 dash Nutmeg
3 teaspoons Honey
1 tablespoons Brown Sugar
1 Very Ripe Banana
3 tablespoons Flour
2 teaspoons Egg Replacer
1 tablespoon Ripple Vanilla (milk substitute)
1 dash Cinnamon
Then I baked it in the oven for 25 minutes at 350 degrees and ate ittttttttttttttt!!
My little breakfast heart is as happy as a puppy in a pool of dog food. And trust me, I grew up breeding these little puppers, and those pups lurve their little pools of dog food. They jump into the food bowl before they even start eating – hence “pool” of dog food.
So screw lemons, I want life to keep sending me these f*cking peaches!!!!
Also, this house kitty needs to stay indoors more often.